Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Item Background frog-skin-shield
Purple Daze
Wins - 13
Losses - 26
Total Bets: 100
Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Dandy Tiddler
Wins - 5
Losses - 6
Total Bets: 100
Purple Daze won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a night of electrifying, psychedelic fighting action as we bring you the Super Fried Chicken (SFC) Fight Club live from the neon-lit, hallucinatory colosseum of high-octane dreams! This place is where pandemonium is an understatement, and tonight’s fight features two chickens that aren’t afraid to go toe-to-toe in a whirlwind of madness and excitement!

In the red corner, weighing in with a record of 12 wins and 26 losses, the relentless, iridescent Purple Daze is here to put on a dazzling show! And in the blue corner, with a tenacious 5 wins and 3 losses under his belt, give it up for the brash and unpredictable Dandy Tiddler! These feathered pugilists won’t hold back, ladies and gentlemen, so grab a hold of your seats and get ready for an unparalleled sonic boom of ferocity!

The opening bell rings and the storm begins. In a surprising display of otherworldly skill and ingenuity, Dandy Tiddler launches an unexpected attack, squirting buttermilk directly at Purple Daze’s face! The crowd gasps at this jaw-dropping opening gambit as Purple Daze takes the blow (-11) and stumbles back.

But don’t count Purple Daze out just yet! The seasoned fighter quickly gathers his bearings and returns the favor with a brutal, merciless punch to Dandy Tiddler’s kidney. The mighty Golden Tenderizer, a weapon of legend in the SFC Fight Club, connects with cataclysmic force, sending shockwaves throughout the arena (-28)!

The crowd roars with frenzied delight as Dandy Tiddler reels from the impact, struggling to remain on his feet. In this wild and unpredictable brawl, our contenders continue to battle tooth and nail in a feverish dance of primal fury, exchanging blow after devastating blow.

And as the final bell tolls, the dust settles on an epic struggle that has left the audience breathless. With a triumphant gleam in his eye and a wicked grin plastered across his beak, Purple Daze emerges victorious, the fervent cheers of the Barstow crowd echoing triumphantly behind him!

Tonight, Purple Daze has once again proven that with resilience, skill, and unbridled ferocity, even the most unlikely challenger can rise to the top! All hail the champ, Purple Daze!

- Battle Log -
Dandy Tiddler squirts buttermilk at Purple Daze! (-11) Purple Daze lands a brutal punch to Dandy Tiddler's kidney with the Golden Tenderizer! (-28) Purple Daze has made Barstow proud! Block Height - 17282528 Battle Hash - 9e3c26030d4299b2cc88460a6ca923c5bb7886a6f2ece53db1e7c9025d11ee86