Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the heart of the psychedelic colosseum, where mayhem and madness collide! Tonight, we present to you a bout that will shock and enthrall, a battle of the wildest proportions! Give it up for the clashing warriors: Super Fried Chicken #475 and Purple Pecker Eater!

In the red corner, a newcomer with unlimited potential and an insatiable appetite for chaos—Super Fried Chicken #475! Making their debut on our hallowed grounds, this fearless feathered fighter steps into the arena with a record of 0-0, ready to make their mark.

Opposing them in the blue corner, a battle-hardened veteran with a knack for psychedelic violence—Purple Pecker Eater! With a record of 35-36, this savage beast has tasted both the ecstasy of victory and the agony of defeat. Prepare for a showdown of epic proportions!

As the electric atmosphere fills the air, the fighters brace themselves for a contest that will go down in the annals of history. The bell rings, and they burst forth like forces of nature!

Super Fried Chicken #475 wastes no time, charging forward and unleashing a devastating attack that leaves Purple Pecker Eater gasping for air! The impact reverberates through the arena as the crowd roars in excitement! (-19)

The furious onslaught doesn’t stop there, as Purple Pecker Eater, reeling from the first attack, buckles under their own injuries. Blood spills onto the ground, a symbol of the relentless battle and a testament to Super Fried Chicken #475’s might! (-15)

In an astonishing turn of events, Super Fried Chicken #475 goes in for the kill, sending a final, crushing blow that annihilates the weakened Purple Pecker Eater! A wave of shock and awe ripples through the crowd, as the once-formidable foe now lies motionless, 6 feet under!

The dust settles, and amidst the clamor and euphoria of the crowd, one truth prevails. Super Fried Chicken #475 has emerged victorious, triumphant in their quest for glory! Ladies and gentlemen, behold your new champion, the one, the only—Super Fried Chicken #475! Their legend begins tonight, in the psychedelic colosseum under the neon lights, where they stand tall, basking in victory and the adulation of the masses. Super Fried Chicken #475, an unstoppable force—remember the name, for their reign has just begun!