Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the SFC Fight Club, where the stakes are high and the action never stops! Tonight, we will bear witness to an epic clash of psychedelic proportions between two of our most formidable fighters, the notorious Tender Toucher and the ruthless Cock Holliday!

As the noise of the frenzied crowd reaches fever pitch, the fighters make their way into the ring. Tender Toucher, with a formidable record of 4-1, is determined to claim yet another victory. Opposite him, in the blue corner, Cock Holliday - experienced and battle-hardened, with a record of 5-8, aims to prove that it’s not over until the last feather flies.

The fight begins with an explosion of action! Tender Toucher goes on the offensive, tossing a cloud of confusion-inducing flour into the air. As the particles hang in the night sky, Cock Holliday can’t see a thing, leaving him disoriented and vulnerable (-3).

Tender Toucher capitalizes on the confusion, inflicting a major laceration on Cock Holliday (-15). But the blue corner contender isn’t down and out just yet. In a bold and unbelievable move, Cock Holliday spits a torrent of glyphosate sprayed GMO corn into Tender Toucher’s face. The screams echo through the arena - “No, not that, anything but Monsanto!” (-24).

The intensity of the match rages on! Tender Toucher’s wing is bleeding (-5), but they don’t let that stop them. Summoning the strength from within, Tender Toucher lands a powerful blow that leaves Cock Holliday reeling (-7). Cock Holliday is in bad shape, bleeding from a gaping wound (-20), but the fight continues.

As the final moments approach, it is Tender Toucher who prevails, bringing glory to their family and continuing their ascent through the ranks of the SFC Fight Club. The crowd roars with excitement!

Cock Holliday, damaged and defeated, limps back to the locker room. Though battered, their spirit remains untouched - only time will tell what the future holds for them in the SFC Fight Club.

Tonight, amidst blood, feathers, and psychedelic chaos, Tender Toucher emerges victorious, forever etching their name in the annals of SFC Fight Club history!