Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Item Background blue-bulls
Axel Cock
Wins - 8
Losses - 7
Total Bets: 100
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Item Background paper-cutter
Item Background bobs-burninator
Super Fried Chicken #902
Wins - 0
Losses - 1
Total Bets: 100
Axel Cock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, chickens and egg-lovers, strap yourselves in and get ready for the wildest psychedelic poultry skirmish you’ve ever seen! Here at SFC’s Fight Club, we proudly present tonight’s hallucinogenic hen showdown!

In the red corner, with a record of 4-5, the high-flying fighter of fury, the karate-chopping kickin’ machine, please welcome none other than Axel Cock! And facing him in the blue corner, a debutant with a clean slate and hunger for victory, the mystery from the chicken coop, the soon-to-be-legend, let’s hear it for Super Fried Chicken #902!

As the air horn sounds, our featherweights burst into action! Without a moment’s hesitation, Axel Cock swoops on Super Fried Chicken #902 with a vicious karate chop to the neck! The crowd goes wild as #902 starts bleeding from a shallow cut. Is this fight over before it’s even begun?

Y’all know nothin’! Super Fried Chicken #902 comes back with a vengeance, searing Axel Cock’s face with none other than Bob’s Burninator! Whoa! Our psychedelic colosseum suddenly becomes the epicenter of charred black chicken soup! Axel Cock, now with a shallow cut as well, is not letting this slow him down, oh no!

Revenge is in their nugget-sized heart. Axel Cock focuses their gaze on Super Fried Chicken #902 and, much to the crowd’s amazement, emits a powerful beam of light from their eyes, burning #902 to a crisp! The aroma of charred chicken is now overpowering as Super Fried Chicken #902 starts bleeding out in a wild flurry of feathers and blood.

With the crowd screaming and begging for a knockout, Axel Cock swoops in for the final blow. Like a thunderous whirlwind of claws and beaks, Axel Cock takes flight, tossing the battered Super Fried Chicken #902 back into the hen house, making their dominion over the wings of war known!

Ladies and gentlemen, the gritty, blood-splattered fight has come to its dramatic conclusion. Let’s hear a deafening cheer for your winner – the ferocious, the fearless, the fantastically flighty Axel Cock!

Shed your feathers and hold onto your beaks; the next SFC Fight Club bout will be just as wild – if not wilder! Until then, let’s bask in the glory of tonight’s unforgettable battle and remember why Super Fried Chicken Fight Club is the finest psychedelic chicken spectacle in the cosmos!

- Battle Log -
Axel Cock karate chops Super Fried Chicken #902's neck! (-12) Super Fried Chicken #902 is bleeding from a shallow cut... (-5) Super Fried Chicken #902 sears Axel Cock's face with Bob's Burninator! Didn't know we charred black chicken soup here! (-20) Axel Cock is bleeding from a shallow cut... (-5) Axel Cock focuses their gaze on Super Fried Chicken #902 and emits a powerful beam of light from their eyes, burning them to a crisp. (-12) Super Fried Chicken #902 is bleeding out... (-10) Axel Cock has thrown Super Fried Chicken #902 back in the hen house! Block Height - 17268565 Battle Hash - 7b87dab8dcb9654f7ec3c1c85ac2c4df0bda90f33a4c702784d57125a00b0b5a