Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background paper-cutter
Item Background bobs-burninator
Wins - 4
Losses - 5
Total Bets: 100
Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Tender Toucher
Wins - 7
Losses - 2
Total Bets: 100
Tender Toucher won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, degens of all ages, welcome to the ultimate psychedelic spectacle: it’s the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! Tonight, we have a wild and gritty battle between two formidable contenders. In the red corner, weighing in with a record of 2 wins and 3 losses, the feisty and fearless fowl, it’s the one and only Levon! And let’s not forget our avian warrior in the blue corner, with a jaw-dropping record of 5 wins and a single loss, bearing the tender touch of death, put your hands together for the Tender Toucher!

From the very start, the crowd is whipped into a frenzy as they prepare for the showdown. With a deafening roar from the audience, the arena becomes a sensory overload as the fight begins.

BOOM! Tender Toucher comes out swinging, unleashing a devastating attack that leaves Levon gasping for air, reeling from the sheer force of the blow. Not to be deterred by Tender Toucher’s quick ascent, Levon shakes off the damage and fights through the pain, but little does he know, he’s bleeding…

As sweat and blood trickle down his face, Levon retaliates. He sprays a super-heated mist from Bob’s Burninator, leaving Tender Toucher coughing and choking on the scorching fumes! The coliseum is abuzz with excitement as Levon evens the score and begins his climb to victory.

But Tender Toucher isn’t taking the fight lying down. With a swift and calculated movement, he sweeps Levon’s feet, sending the already battered and bruised chicken tumbling to the ground. Levon struggles to regain his footing, battling both the force of gravity and the weight of his injuries. Now, with a major laceration gushing blood, Levon’s fate hangs in the balance.

Smelling the sweet scent of victory, Tender Toucher channels all his might, ready to make it rain… tendies. The floor beneath Levon’s feet trembles, the air thick with the impending doom.

One final, brutal assault comes crashing down, and Levon is defeated! The crowd erupts into a cacophony of cheers, jeers, and frenzied applause as the Tender Toucher claims his victory, raising his mangled, but triumphant wings into the psychedelic air.

There you have it, folks! A vicious, thrilling, and truly unforgettable battle, here in the hallowed halls of the SFC’s Fight Club! Battered and bruised but never broken, the Tender Toucher emerges from the psychedelic colosseum as our ultimate champion. Long may his reign of tendies last!

- Battle Log -
Tender Toucher unleashes a devastating attack that leaves Levon gasping for air! (-17) Levon is bleeding... (-5) Levon sprays a super-heated mist from Bob's Burninator, leaving Tender Toucher coughing and choking on the scorching fumes! (-35) Tender Toucher sweeps Levon's feet! (-9) Levon has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-10) Tender Toucher is ready to make it rain tendies! Block Height - 17269042 Battle Hash - d66c6100d79c2fcf0f81a03bcc179c440235b8b0820ace58649930dcc3d81727