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Thunderlips
Wins - 12
Losses - 12
Total Bets: 100
Vs
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Screams Because I like it
Wins - 5
Losses - 6
Total Bets: 100
Screams Because I like it won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Chickens of all ages! Welcome to the wildest, most intense, and insanely exhilarating event on this side of the Ethereum blockchain! Welcome, one and all, to the psychedelic, bone-crunching, and surreal spectacle that is… the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!

In the flaming red corner, we have a hardened warrior, a fighter who has left many an opponent quivering on the floor… Thunderlips! With a record of 11 wins and 10 losses, this feathery brawler won’t back down from anyone!

And in the dazzling blue corner, we have a fighter who may not have as much experience, but has the passion and the heart of a champion… Screams Because I like it! With a record of 3 wins and 5 losses, she’s here to prove herself tonight…

And here… we… go! The fight starts with a flash of psychedelic colors and a burst of energy that cannot be ignored! Screams Because I like it wastes no time as she unleashes a swarm of razor-sharp blades that slice through Thunderlips like butter! The crowd gasps; even the hallucination-inducing atmosphere can’t numb the fact that this looks, and feels, real!

As the damage is inflicted, Thunderlips has a deep cut oozing blood, and the aurora-like lights of the colosseum cast gory streaks across their feathery form. The champion looks wounded, but we know better than to count them out!

Thunderlips takes a moment, panting and glaring across the ring with sheer determination in their eyes. The crowd goes silent, awaiting the next move in this wild and unpredictable bout. But Thunderlips hesitates, and Screams Because I like it seizes this opportunity!

For the Barstow faithful, this night will never be forgotten! Screams Because I like it summons a whirlwind of energy and psychedelic power that sweeps Thunderlips off their feet! The dazed and battered Thunderlips can’t regain their footing as Screams Because I like it lands the final, devastating blow!

As Thunderlips collapses to the floor, the intensity in the colosseum reaches an explosive peak! The crowd erupts in a chorus of victory cries for the victorious underdog, Screams Because I like it! An instant classic has unfolded before our eyes, ladies and gentlemen!

Tonight, Super Fried Chicken Fight Club has cemented its place in history as the ultimate destination for edge-of-your-seat, psychedelic action! Let’s give it up, one last time… for the winner of this unforgettable battle… Screams Because I like it! Truly, Barstow has never been prouder!

- Battle Log -
Screams Because I like it unleashes a swarm of razor-sharp blades that slice through Thunderlips like butter! (-29) Thunderlips has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Screams Because I like it has made Barstow proud! Block Height - 17269040 Battle Hash - f749ff7067720c5684cfae13e7ff54f96cf228a0555b91d4d640cb8703c09162