Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most electrifying and mind-bending event of the year, the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! Strap in and get ready for a psychedelic rollercoaster, as our two fierce competitors clash under the neon lights of this pulsating colosseum, surrounded by a frenzied crowd hungry for action.

In the red corner, weighing in at an impressive 8-9 record, we have the fearless rooster known to strike fear into the hearts of his opponents – the one, the only, Steve! And in the blue corner, with a determined 5-5 record, stands the ruthless and cunning fighter with a flair for the dramatic – Axel Cock!

The bell rings, and they’re off! The air crackles with excitement as Axel Cock leaps into the air with an astonishing display of avian acrobatics. The crowd gasps as he lands butt-first onto a stunned Steve’s face! This opening move leaves everyone in disbelief, setting the tone for a wild night of action.

Steve quickly recovers, his vengeance burning bright. Channeling his inner wrath, he spits a barrage of glyphosate-sprayed GMO corn directly into Axel Cock’s face! The screams pierce the air, as Axel Cock cries out, “No, not that, anything but Monsanto!” The crowd roars with delight at this unexpected and bizarre retaliation.

But the fight is far from over. Axel Cock, still reeling from the GMO onslaught, regains his footing and winds up for a devastating blow. Fueled by adrenaline and fury, he strikes with lightning speed and ferocious precision, leaving Steve utterly incapable of reacting. The impact is deafening, and the crowd goes wild as they bear witness to this brutal display of strength.

With Steve visibly weakened, and the end drawing near, Axel Cock seizes the opportunity to cement his victory. In a final, humiliating moment for Steve, Axel Cock dishes out a defeat that will haunt him for the rest of his days: He brings shame to Steve’s flock, casting a dark shadow over their once-proud clan.

As the dust settles and the cheers of the crowd reach a fever pitch, one thing is clear: Tonight belongs to Axel Cock, the triumphant champion in this unforgettable battle of feathered fighters. Steve may be down, but he’ll surely rise again, ready to exact his revenge and restore his flock’s honor. But for now, let’s celebrate and bask in the wild and surreal spectacle that can only be found in the SFC’s Fight Club!