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Junkyard Cock
Wins - 29
Losses - 27
Total Bets: 100
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AnderSchnoz Silva
Wins - 120
Losses - 94
Total Bets: 100
AnderSchnoz Silva won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone in between, welcome to the ultimate spectacle in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! Tonight, we have a clash of the psychedelic behemoths, a chicken fight that will ruffle feathers and blow your minds! Prepare yourselves for an unforgettable encounter as our contenders step into the pulsating, high-energy arena to determine the undisputed champion!

In the red corner, with a mind-boggling record of 28 wins and 22 defeats, weighing in at an unhinged amount of pounds, it’s the one, the only – Junkyard Cock!

And in the blue corner, with a staggering record of 107 wins and 84 defeats, proving to be an unstoppable force in the SFC universe, it’s the unparalleled, the almighty – AnderSchnoz Silva!

The tension in the air is electric as the fight begins! Junkyard Cock starts strong, spiraling into a flurry of feathers and fury, and unleashes Bob’s Burninator! AnderSchnoz Silva is fried to a crisp, sizzling under the brutal attack. The crowd gasps, wondering if their beloved AnderSchnoz can recover from this devastating blow. A steady stream of blood escapes his wound, intensifying the suspense.

But we know something about AnderSchnoz Silva – he always has an ace up his wing. AnderSchnoz gathers his strength, conjuring up a bizarre, nightmarish attack. He spits glyphosate sprayed GMO corn into Junkyard Cock’s face! The crowd roars as Junkyard Cock screams in anguish, “No, not that, anything but Monsanto!” The damage is done, and Junkyard Cock’s body is wracked with pain, blood escaping incrementally from the inflicted injuries.

But it’s finally time for the climax – AnderSchnoz Silva grins like a madman, battered from Junkyard Cock’s relentless offense but refusing to accept defeat. As Junkyard Cock writhes in misery, AnderSchnoz seizes his opportunity and delivers the coup de grâce.

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen! Rising from the ashes like a psychedelic phoenix, AnderSchnoz Silva claims victory in this nerve-shattering epic battle of the ages! The arena erupts in deafening applause, their spirits soaring as high as their feathered warriors!

All hail AnderSchnoz Silva, the triumphant, unparalleled champion of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! This was a night we’ll never forget, a mind-melting, kaleidoscopic dreamscape that has changed everything – and everyone – it touched. Long live the SFC!

- Battle Log -
Junkyard Cock unleashes Bob's Burninator and fries AnderSchnoz Silva to a crisp! You could hear the sizzle a mile away! (-10) AnderSchnoz Silva's wound is bleeding steadily... (-5) AnderSchnoz Silva spits glyphosate sprayed GMO corn into Junkyard Cock's face! You could hear the screams a mile away! "No, not that, anything but Monsanto!" (-31) Junkyard Cock bled... (-5) AnderSchnoz Silva is triumphant! Block Height - 17268166 Battle Hash - 7b3629551499015e2f4c9e7ed49998cdde9da9b476ad712df6f701946584d425