Item Background golden-tenderizer
Item Background hunters-med-pack
Item Background frog-skin-shield
FrogHorn Leghorn
Wins - 106
Losses - 83
Total Bets: 100
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background bobs-burninator
Wins - 69
Losses - 44
Total Bets: 100100100
Bonesy won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club, where reality shatters like eggshells and sanity is just a memory! Tonight, we have a clash for the ages as two of our finest feathered warriors battle it out in the psychedelic colosseum. In the red corner, the titan of tranquility turned terror: FrogHorn Leghorn with a record of 101-80! And in the blue corner, the psychedelic pugilist who leaves his opponents pecking for mercy: Bonesy with a record of 67-38!

The excitement in the arena is electrifying, as this once peaceful chicken shack becomes a stage of chaos and carnage.

The battle erupts with a frenzy as Bonesy sprays a super-heated mist from Bob’s Burninator, leaving FrogHorn Leghorn coughing and choking on the scorching fumes! The crowd roars with excitement as the onslaught begins. But FrogHorn Leghorn isn’t finished yet – he retaliates with savage speed, hitting Bonesy so hard that his beak goes through the back of his head! The audience gasps in amazement at this brutal blowback.

Unfazed, Bonesy channels his inner martial artist and delivers a swift karate chop to FrogHorn Leghorn’s neck! The audience is torn – who will emerge victorious in this high-stakes battle of beaks and brawn? FrogHorn Leghorn answers with a devastating strike from the Golden Tenderizer, leaving Bonesy’s head looking like a fricking chessboard! It’s a relentless display of merciless mettle.

Despite the damage, Bonesy refuses to yield, bleeding as he unleashes his next merciless assault. With a sinister grin, he throws NAIR all over FrogHorn Leghorn, causing feathers to fall off in swathes. The crowd recoils in shock and delight, as FrogHorn Leghorn’s bare ass is exposed for all to see – a humbling sight, indeed.

Seizing the most opportune moment, Bonesy delivers the coup de grâce, throwing FrogHorn Leghorn back into the hen house! The crowd erupts in jubilation, and the psychedelically infused atmosphere pulsates with triumph. It’s official: Bonesy emerges victorious – a true champion in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!

Triumphant among feathers and sweat, Bonesy basks in the radiant glow of victory, proving that even in the wild, hallucinogenic madness that is the SFC Fight Club, there are still winners and losers. And on this unforgettable night, Bonesy stands as the ultimate champion, his name forever etched in the annals of poultry-pummeling history!

- Battle Log -
Bonesy sprays a super-heated mist from Bob's Burninator, leaving FrogHorn Leghorn coughing and choking on the scorching fumes! (-9) FrogHorn Leghorn hits Bonesy so hard that his beak goes through the back of his head! (-10) Bonesy karate chops FrogHorn Leghorn's neck! (-13) FrogHorn Leghorn strikes with the Golden Tenderizer. That is going to hurt for a while! Bonesy's head looks like a fricking chessboard! (-11) Bonesy bled... (-5) Bonesy just threw NAIR all over him, oh boy thats bad. Feathers are falling off FrogHorn Leghorn, this is just gross, you can see his bare ass! (-22) Bonesy has thrown FrogHorn Leghorn back in the hen house! Block Height - 17266351 Battle Hash - 8d4f24f6a6f556ad6da0f3574fca5b4d111b70a0c79f0926300ba5d6afc9cda0