Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round and behold the most extraordinary showdown in the history of the SFC Fight Club! The psychedelic colosseum is electrified, with anticipation dripping and excitement oozing from every corner! In the red corner, the one and only Spice Goblin, with a record of 5 wins and 3 losses! And in the blue corner, the unstoppable force known as Bruno Bagado, boasting an impressive record of 31 mind-bending victories and 26 defeats!
As the fight begins, the crowd roars with delight. Bruno Bagado wastes no time, locking Spice Goblin in a chilling embrace before smashing him to pieces with a colossal sledgehammer! The impact reverberates throughout the arena (-11). Blood trickles down Spice Goblin’s face as his eye begins to bleed (-5).
Not to be deterred, Spice Goblin retaliates with a fierce determination. Armed with the infamous Bird Brained Flail, he shatters a nearby rock, sending razor-sharp shards hurtling towards Bruno Bagado (-3). The crowd gasps as Bruno suffers a serious cut, blood pouring from the wound (-15).
But the taste of his own blood only seems to ignite an unstoppable fire within Bruno Bagado. He winds up and lands a critical strike, the very air around them quaking from the impact (-14). Spice Goblin staggers back, blood seeping from a newly opened gash (-10).
As if wielding the power of the mighty psychedelics that birthed this sordid tale, Bruno Bagado barrels towards Spice Goblin with supernatural speed. Before Spice Goblin can react, he is met with a thunderous blow that echoes through the colosseum. Spice Goblin drops to the ground, knocked the fuck out!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Raise your voices and your drinks in celebration of the mind-melting triumph of the astounding, the surreal, the one and only: Bruno Bagado! Witness the dawn of a new era in the SFC Fight Club, where the unbelievable becomes reality, and the extraordinary becomes legend.
Bruno Bagado locks Spice Goblin in a chiller and smashes him to pieces with a giant sledge hammer! (-11)
Spice Goblin's eye is bleeding... (-5)
Spice Goblin uses the Bird Brained Flail to shatter a nearby rock, sending sharp shards flying at Bruno Bagado! (-3)
Bruno Bagado has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-15)
Bruno Bagado has landed a critical strike! (-14)
Spice Goblin is bleeding from a severe gash... (-10)
Bruno Bagado has knocked the fuck out of Spice Goblin!
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