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Dandy Tiddler
Wins - 5
Losses - 6
Total Bets: 100
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AnderSchnoz Silva
Wins - 120
Losses - 94
Total Bets: 321321321
AnderSchnoz Silva won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather ‘round for a psychedelic spectacle that’ll have you cluckin’ in amazement! Welcome to tonight’s main event at the SFC’s Fight Club, where the feathers will fly, the beaks will bruise, and your minds will be blown!

In the red corner, weighing in at a little less than a Sunday roast, with a spicy record of 4 wins and 2 losses, the comb-crushing, tail-feather-tearing, poultry-pummeling machine… it’s Dandy “The Peppered Peck” Tiddler!

And in the blue corner, with a mind-bending record of 106 wins and 84 losses, the bantam-weight beater of brawling birds from beyond the bounds of reality… it’s AnderSchnoz “The Warp-Winged Wailer” Silva!

The bell rings, and the fight begins! AnderSchnoz wastes no time – he lands a fierce roundhouse kick, sending Dandy reeling backwards! But wait, what’s this? Dandy gets his feathers ruffled by a major laceration that’s bleeding heavily! It’s an intense start to this psychedelic showdown!

But Dandy’s not ready to give up just yet! In a wildly unexpected move, he lunges, and – oh, the humanity! – he tickles the absolute bejeezus out of AnderSchnoz! The arena erupts in laughter as AnderSchnoz, now reduced to nothing more than a pile of pathetic plumage, leaves an embarrassing trail of chicken pellets all over the pit. It’s complete chaos in here, folks!

Mustering a swift and fierce counterattack, AnderSchnoz sees an opening and kicks Dandy right in the chicken nuggets! You hate to see it, but this just shows the intensity of the fight raging in this surreal colosseum!

But the pendulum swings back again! Dandy’s still bleeding heavily from that open wound, and the crimson paints a dramatic picture of perseverance and cluckin’ courage!

In a final flurry of fisticuffs and mind-melting madness, AnderSchnoz delivers a one-two punch that would make Colonel Sanders himself tremble – AnderSchnoz smokes Dandy Tiddler, sending him crashing to the ground and securing his victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, your winner by a knockout, give it up for AnderSchnoz “The Warp-Winged Wailer” Silva! They say you can’t teach an old bird new tricks, but this seasoned fighter just showed us that experience and pedigree always triumph in the high-octane arena of SFC’s Fight Club! Don’t forget to collect your winnings and unscramble your brains as you leave, and join us again next time for more psychedelic poultry punch-outs!

- Battle Log -
AnderSchnoz Silva lands a fierce roundhouse kick, causing Dandy Tiddler to stumble backwards. (-10) Dandy Tiddler has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-15) Dandy Tiddler tickles the shit out of AnderSchnoz Silva. This is embarrassing, AnderSchnoz Silva is leaving a trail of chicken pellets all over the pit! (-5) Dandy Tiddler gets kicked in the balls! (-5) Dandy Tiddler is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-20) AnderSchnoz Silva has smoked Dandy Tiddler! Block Height - 17264451 Battle Hash - e3e6696db4bf76139d9937bf9d3d8257b4d06d7b22ef9326866be5f3adb2a993