Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! We have an absolutely mind-blowing bout for you this evening. In the red corner, the battle-hardened veteran and seen-it-all behemoth, with a record of 40 wins and 39 losses, give it up for Cock Commander! And in the blue corner, with a record of 31 wins and 24 losses, the high-flying spectacle and fear-inducing maestro, El Pollo Loko!

As the match begins, El Pollo Loko wastes no time in asserting dominance. He delivers a flurry of powerful strikes that leave Cock Commander staggering, his feathers flapping wild in the electrifying atmosphere! Cock Commander bleeds profusely, the crimson staining the floor of the psychedelic colosseum (-5).

But Cock Commander, never one to back down from adversity, retaliates in a dazzling display of raw power. He slams the Bird Brained Flail into the ground, causing a massive earthquake that throws El Pollo Loko off balance! The mighty tremor radiates throughout the arena, as the crowd roars in amazement (-20).

El Pollo Loko is not deterred! However, with a large cut that is pouring blood, things aren’t looking too good for him (-15).

In a brilliant comeback, El Pollo Loko unleashes a blazing-hot wave of oil from Bob’s Burninator, causing Cock Commander to cower in fear at the ferocious inferno! The scorching heat and fiery brilliance of the attack leave the arena breathless (-40). Cock Commander falters, and it becomes evident that he could use more blood (-10).

With the heart-stopping battle nearing its end, it’s clear that tonight’s victor is none other than the astonishing, the death-defying El Pollo Loko! As the crowd erupts in cheers and applause, El Pollo Loko stands tall, a testament to the wild, unpredictable, and exhilarating experience that is the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!

The arena will never be the same again, as this epic bout between two mighty fighters goes down in history as one of the most sensational clashes the Fight Club has ever seen! On this unforgettable night, El Pollo Loko has earned a well-deserved victory and will forevermore be a legend in the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!