Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background mashed-potatoes
Mescaline Joe
Wins - 19
Losses - 12
Total Bets: 100100
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background bobs-burninator
Fryer of Brainz
Wins - 26
Losses - 28
Total Bets: 100200
Mescaline Joe won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the psychedelic brawl of the century! In the hallucinatory hothouse of SFC’s Fight Club, we’re ready to witness a monumental featherweight showdown between two worthy opponents! In the red corner, we have the fearsome Mescaline Joe with a record of 18 wins and 12 losses. And in the blue corner, we have the terrifying Fryer of Brainz with a record of 23 wins and 25 losses. Buckle up, folks, because we’re in for a wild and thrilling time!

The air in the psychedelic colosseum is crackling with energy as Fryer of Brainz swoops in and delivers a vicious elbow strike to Mescaline Joe’s temple, sending shivers down the spines of every spectator. However, Mescaline Joe retaliates with a sizzling spray from Bob’s Burninator, leaving Fryer of Brainz smoking and dazed. The tension escalates as Fryer of Brainz endures a painful slash, while simultaneously cranking up Bob’s Burninator on high, causing Mescaline Joe to become burnt to a crisp. But, Mescaline Joe is far from giving up!

In a surprising twist, Mescaline Joe summons the strength to peck at Fryer of Brainz with unwavering determination. The crowd gasps in horror as Fryer of Brainz starts bleeding heavily from an open wound. But the fight is still far from over! Fryer of Brainz cunningly slips Mescaline Joe some DMT, convincing him that he can fly. The crowd watches in amazement as Mescaline Joe, mesmerized and reckless, gleefully jumps off a cliff and crashes to the ground with a sickening thud.

And then, in a jaw-dropping turn of events, Mescaline Joe rises from the ground with a fierce roar and transforms into a gargantuan, feathery colossus! The astonished crowd roars as Mescaline Joe, now a towering behemoth, crushes Fryer of Brainz underfoot! Though suffering from a severe gash, Fryer of Brainz can no longer continue the fight.

The psychedelic colosseum pulsates with triumphant energy as Mescaline Joe emerges as the victor in this mind-bending showdown! The crowd goes wild, and we are once again reminded of the unpredictable and exhilarating nature of the SFC Fight Club. Congratulations, Mescaline Joe - this is a victory for the ages!

- Battle Log -
Fryer of Brainz delivers a vicious elbow strike to Mescaline Joe's temple. (-7) Mescaline Joe sprays a scalding-hot stream from Bob's Burninator, leaving Fryer of Brainz sizzling and smoking! (-6) Fryer of Brainz has been slashed... (-5) Fryer of Brainz cranks Bob's Burninator on high. Mescaline Joe was burnt to a crisp! Toasty! (-4) Mescaline Joe pecks at Fryer of Brainz! (-10) Fryer of Brainz is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-10) Fryer of Brainz slips Mescaline Joe some DMT and convinces him that he can fly. Mescaline Joe gleefully jumps off a cliff and immediately plummets to the ground! (-7) With a fierce roar, Mescaline Joe transforms into a giant, crushing Fryer of Brainz underfoot! (-15) Fryer of Brainz is bleeding from a severe gash... (-15) Mescaline Joe is triumphant! Block Height - 17260481 Battle Hash - e49e85064daa59f81f35f27910d1826f2f3f8b03bd7dbc3038e072a1809670ca