Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
SunSpots McCock
Wins - 133
Losses - 99
Total Bets: 2000
Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Pip Squeeky
Wins - 41
Losses - 27
Total Bets: 1000100
SunSpots McCock won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most psychedelic event of the century – the SFC’s Fight Club! Tonight, we’re about to witness an unforgettable encounter between two ferocious fighters in the heart of this hallucinogenic colosseum. I can feel the electric energy coursing through the air, and I know you can too!

In the red corner, we have the unrelenting force of nature, a seasoned warrior with a record of 112 wins and 90 losses, SunSpots McCock! And in the blue corner, a fierce contender with 34 wins and 23 losses, the fearless Pip Squeeky! Brace yourselves, folks; we’re about to embark on a wild and exciting ride!

As the fight begins, SunSpots McCock takes no time in asserting his dominance, launching a devastating hammer throw with his Bird Brained Flail, sending Pip Squeeky spiraling into oblivion! The crowd roars with approval as Pip Squeeky struggles to regain composure, blood pouring from their wounds.

With adrenaline coursing through their veins, Pip Squeeky mounts a vicious counterattack, engulfing SunSpots McCock in a blazing torrent of burning oil from Bob’s Burninator! The air in the arena turns acrid, and we can’t help but flinch as we bear witness to this relentless onslaught.

SunSpots McCock’s eye begins to bleed, but he remains undeterred. Fueled by fury, SunSpots McCock swings the Bird Brained Flail again, this time connecting with Pip Squeeky’s face! The spiked bird skull leaves a gruesome gash, and the bloodshed intensifies.

Pip Squeeky’s wounds worsen, his life force visibly ebbing away. SunSpots McCock, sensing victory is near, channels his inner strength, and with the crowd holding their breath, delivers the decisive blow.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our victor! Let us all rise to our feet and salute the unstoppable champion, SunSpots McCock, on his way to becoming a true Cock Master in the annals of SFC’s Fight Club history!

The arena reverberates with the sound of applause and cheers, a testament to the unyielding spirit of SunSpots McCock. Tonight, we have witnessed a true spectacle, a display of grit, determination, and chaotic beauty. Thank you for joining us in this wild and exciting journey, and until next time, stay psychedelic!

- Battle Log -
SunSpots McCock hammer throws the Bird Brained Flail at Pip Squeeky and they fly into oblivion! (-3) Pip Squeeky can't stop bleeding... (-15) Pip Squeeky covers SunSpots McCock in a thick layer of burning oil from Bob's Burninator, making them feel like they're on fire! (-5) SunSpots McCock's eye is bleeding... (-5) SunSpots McCock swings the Bird Brained Flail and smacks Pip Squeeky in the face with the spiked bird skull! (-5) Pip Squeeky is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-20) SunSpots McCock is on his way to cock master! Block Height - 17256878 Battle Hash - 1fe063cf7ac6ee5e5b41dca5fc8d41ab98687f53e8d8d74ae2adaa7e41eeff9c