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A Real Fun Guy
Wins - 5
Losses - 17
Total Bets: 321321321
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Wins - 1
Losses - 2
Total Bets: 100
Hopium won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club, where chaos reigns and the chickens have come to play! In the red corner, hailing from the depths of the most psychedelically enhanced chicken shack in Barstow, we have A Real Fun Guy with a record of 5 wins and 16 losses. And in the blue corner, fresh to the scene with a record of 0 wins and 1 loss, give it up for Hopium! This promises to be a cluckin’ wild ride, folks!

The crowd roars with anticipation as the combatants size each other up. The air thickens with tension as the match begins. Hopium comes out hot and saucy, flinging a bottle of blazing hot sauce straight into A Real Fun Guy’s eyes! Yeowch! He’s definitely feeling the burn tonight, folks. (-35) A Real Fun Guy is stumbling and losing blood, but this psyched-out chicken isn’t ready to quit just yet. (-5)

A Real Fun Guy retaliates, managing to lock Hopium in a chiller before smashing him to smithereens with a giant sledgehammer! Bada-boom! (-20) Hopium is reeling, his wound bleeding heavily, but this underdog is not done yet. (-15)

Suddenly, to the sheer amazement of the crowd, Hopium sprouts enormous dragon wings! With a flap of his mighty wings, he creates a powerful gust of wind that sends A Real Fun Guy hurtling backward. A bold and unexpected move! (-30) A Real Fun Guy’s serious cut is costing him dearly as he continues to lose more blood. (-10)

But in a stunning comeback, it’s Hopium who emerges victorious! Give it up for your winner, ladies and gentlemen! This rookie has taken the cake and proven that anything is possible in the wild world of Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club! Congratulations to Hopium on his first win, and may the fights continue to dazzle and amaze us all!

- Battle Log -
Hopium throws Hot Sauce at A Real Fun Guy's eyes and it's burning! It's burning! (-35) A Real Fun Guy is losing blood... (-5) A Real Fun Guy locks Hopium in a chiller and smashes him to pieces with a giant sledge hammer! (-20) Hopium's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) Hopium suddenly sprouts a pair of giant dragon wings, using them to create a powerful gust of wind that throws A Real Fun Guy backwards. (-30) A Real Fun Guy has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-10) Hopium has taken the cake! Block Height - 17270029 Battle Hash - b258c114d6fc779e1d63a9790ec4eb9ea3900d45b6835a575eda49e4fca388be