Ladies and gentlemen, gather around! Witness a fight like no other here in the Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club! Tonight’s match did not disappoint as Ryan takes on Nevermind the BuzzCocks… in an epic battle of poultry proportions!

The energy in this psychedelic colosseum is electric, and the crowd is raucous as Ryan takes control of the fight from the start! Nevermind the BuzzCocks… doesn’t stand a chance as Ryan hoists them up high and tosses them into the deep fryer! That’s right, folks! Nevermind the BuzzCocks… is now a Super Fried Chicken.

But Nevermind the BuzzCocks… retaliates with Bob’s Burninator, causing burning oil to splatter all over Ryan! The heat is on, folks, and the tension is palpable! Ryan is bleeding from a nasty wound, but that doesn’t stop them from striking with brass knuckles and smashing Nevermind the BuzzCocks…’s cock off!

But wait, there’s more! Nevermind the BuzzCocks… pulls out the most degen move ever, the ‘Blow and Go’! Ryan is so coked out that standing up is out of the question! The stakes are high, and the excitement is sky-high! Ryan is bleeding from a gaping wound, but nothing can stop them from spitting a fowl loogie at Nevermind the BuzzCocks… that blinds them!

The fight is over, and the winner is clear! Ryan is the champion of the night, folks! Another exhilarating battle in the Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club, and Ryan is now awaiting their next opponent! Until then, keep your eyes peeled, your ears open, and your chickens super fried!