Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background hunters-med-pack
Item Background paper-cutter
Foghorn Cockhorn
Wins - 109
Losses - 57
Total Bets: 51010000
Item Background frog-skin-shield
Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background bobs-burninator
Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 60000100
Foghorn Cockhorn won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for an epic showdown in the psychedelic colosseum of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club! The air is electric, the colors are mind-boggling, and the atmosphere is positively trippy as our fearless fighters enter the ring.

In the red corner, weighing in at a feathery fury and with a record of 103 wins and 55 losses, we have the undisputed king of feathers and fearsome destroyer of opponents, Foghorn Cockhorn! And in the blue corner, an unstoppable force of nature with a record of 52 wins and 38 losses, the mysterious, the enigmatic, the downright dank – Dank!

As the fight begins, Foghorn Cockhorn wastes no time, leaping into action with an incredible display of power. He BBQ’s Dank with Bob’s Burninator, showing no mercy and demanding the EXXTRA HOT Sauce! A sizzling -10 damage hits Dank! Still reeling from the attack, blood begins to ooze from a deep cut on Dank… (-5).

Unfazed, Dank shakes off the pain and buries their beak deep into the ground, summoning the very earth itself to fight back. In a spectacular move, a massive shockwave erupts, sending Foghorn Cockhorn staggering backward off balance! (-10)

However, the true champion that he is, Foghorn Cockhorn doesn’t give in, and instead lands a critical hit with his mighty wings, sending Dank – the crowd gasping – crashing to the ground! (-14) The once glorious Dank lies there, blood gushing from a gaping wound… (-10).

In this unpredictable battle of epic proportions, it’s Foghorn Cockhorn who stands tall and victorious, dominating his bitchass opponent! The arena erupts in cheers for our winner, the incredible, the indomitable, Foghorn Cockhorn!

Let the record show that on this fateful day, in the hallowed halls of SFC’s Fight Club, Foghorn Cockhorn reigned supreme! A tale for the ages, etched into eternity – the ferocious fight between Foghorn Cockhorn and Dank goes down in the annals of Super Fried Chicken history!

- Battle Log -
Foghorn Cockhorn BBQ's Dank with Bob's Burninator! EXXTRA Burnt & Pass the EXXTRA HOT Sauce Please! (-10) Dank has a deep cut that is oozing blood... (-5) Dank buries their beak deep into the ground and creates a massive shockwave that knocks Foghorn Cockhorn off balance. (-10) Foghorn Cockhorn lands a critical hit that sends Dank crashing to the ground! (-14) Dank is bleeding from a gaping wound... (-10) Foghorn Cockhorn has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 17262383 Battle Hash - 528f93266f9e767b9849b90f6de66a06ffff160e66dbeb73b9a8b24249748f40