Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, chickens of all ages! Welcome to the SFC Fight Club, where your wildest dreams and nightmares collide in a cacophony of psychedelic pandemonium! Tonight, we have a battle for the ages – the earth-shaking, egg-cracking clash between two ferocious fowl!

In the red corner, with a record of one win and five losses – the cacophonous, chaotic, and carnivorous chicken known only as Screams Because I like it!

In the blue corner, with a record of thirteen wins and nine losses – the mesmerizing, mind-bending, hypnotic bird of the coop, the one and only Hypno!

The air is electric as the two fighters circle each other in the vibrant, pulsating arena. The crowd roars with anticipation, and a choir of cosmic cock-a-doodle-dos fills the air. Their beady eyes locked, their talons sharp, the moment of truth is upon us!

The brawl begins with a caw-ful surprise – Screams Because I like it quickly rains down a torrent of flaming oil from Bob’s Burninator, causing Hypno to scramble in sheer panic! Hypno suffers from the onslaught, bleeding in the madness while desperately trying to gather their wits.

Then! Hypno strikes back, managing to coat Screams Because I like it in hot oil, lighting them up like the night’s sky on fire – but the flames only fuel the burning fury inside Screams Because I like it!

With a fearsome shriek, Screams Because I like it channels the pain into power, spraying a scalding-hot stream from Bob’s Burninator back onto Hypno, leaving them sizzling and smoking in agony!

It’s at this dramatic climax that Hypno’s severe laceration becomes too much to bear, the blood loss and searing heat pushing them towards the brink of defeat.

In a final, triumphant blaze of glory, Screams Because I like it cries out to the heavens, ready to make it rain tendies upon their fallen foe! The entire psychedelic colosseum erupts in a frenzied cacophony of cheers and flashing neon lights, as Hypno collapses, unable to withstand the relentless onslaught!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner! Against all odds and an underdog to boot, Screams Because I like it carries the night! A once-disregarded chicken now blasts out of obscurity and straight into SFC’s Fight Club forever!

Let all who enter the SFC’s Fight Club remember the name – Screams Because I like it, the victorious, vengeance-seeking avian that has captured the awe and respect of this mind-bending world!