Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the SFC’s Fight Club! The energy in this psychedelic colosseum is electric tonight as we have an epic match lined up. In one corner, we have Axel Cock, the reckless rebel from the wrong side of the coop. And in the other corner, we have Donnie Roc, the undefeated champ of the SFC!

The crowd is on their feet as the bell rings, and the fight is off to a ferocious start. Donnie Roc wastes no time in rubbing spice in Axel Cock’s eyes, causing him to reel in agony. But Donnie Roc isn’t done yet! He taunts Axel with the timeless question - which came first, the chicken or the egg? Axel’s head practically explodes with confusion!

Axel is clearly disoriented, but he’s not going down without a fight. He lunges forward with a fierce wing jab that connects with Donnie Roc’s face. Ouch, that must have hurt! Donnie Roc can’t stop bleeding from the blow, but he’s not giving up yet.

The fight takes a wild turn as Donnie Roc charges up the Bird Brained Flail with electricity. The air crackles with anticipation as he unleashes the full force of the Flail on Axel. The resulting shockwave is enough to knock Axel off his feet, and he lays there writhing in pain.

But Axel is nothing if not resilient, and he’s still got some fight left in him. He counterattacks with a vicious strike that opens a serious cut on Donnie Roc’s chest. Blood gushes out of the wound, but Donnie Roc grits his teeth and keeps fighting.

It’s a seesaw battle, with both chickens giving it their all. But in the end, there can only be one winner, and that honor goes to Donnie Roc! The crowd goes wild as he stands tall, soaked in blood and sweat, but victorious nonetheless. What a fight, ladies and gentlemen! The SFC’s Fight Club never disappoints!