Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Super Fried Chicken’s Fight Club, where anything goes and the chickens are high as a kite! We’ve got a real barn burner brewing for you tonight! The crowd is on their feet, the chickens are clucking in anticipation, and the fighters are ready to throw down!
It’s Dennis Birdkamp versus DED in a no-holds-barred brawl to the finish! These two chickens are more coked up than Tony Montana in Scarface and ready to tear into each other! The energy in the stadium is electric! And we’re off!
Birdkamp comes out swinging, delivering a critical strike to DED that sends him flying across the ring! (-9) He’s got DED on the ropes now, and it’s not looking good for our friend from Barstow! DED is bleeding heavily from an open wound… (-15)
But wait! DED is not going down without a fight! He quickly executes a ‘Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge’, and Birdkamp can’t see anything! This isn’t looking good for Birdkamp, folks! (-19) He’s stumbling around the ring like a headless chicken!
Oh, my! Birdkamp pulls a ‘Miyagi’ out of nowhere! DED is on the ground seeing stars while hearing “Wax on, wax off bitch!” (-9) That’s a move straight out of the Karate Kid playbook, folks! This is unlike anything we’ve ever seen before!
But DED is still not out of the game yet! He’s got a severe laceration that’s bleeding heavily…(-15) Every second counts now! It’s a race against time to see who will emerge victorious!
And it’s Birdkamp FTW! What a thrilling fight, folks! These chickens have left it all in the ring, and the crowd is loving every minute of it! Let’s hear it for Dennis Birdkamp, the winner of tonight’s epic fight!
Dennis Birdkamp delivers a critical strike that sends DED flying! (-9)
DED is bleeding heavily from an open wound... (-15)
DED quickly executes a 'Jeet Cock Do Eye Gouge'! Dennis Birdkamp can't see anything! This isn't looking good! (-19)
Dennis Birdkamp pulls a 'Miyagi'! DED is on the ground seeing stars while hearing "Wax on, wax off bitch!". (-9)
DED has a severe laceration that is bleeding... (-15)
Dennis Birdkamp FTW!
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