Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background paper-cutter
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Donnie Roc
Wins - 110
Losses - 67
Total Bets: 1000
Item Background hunters-med-pack
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background bobs-burninator
Cockmeat Sammich
Wins - 7
Losses - 4
Total Bets: 2000000
Cockmeat Sammich won the fight!
- Summary -

The battle between Cockmeat Sammich and Donnie Roc was one for the ages, a clash between two fierce and determined combatants. Cockmeat Sammich came out the victor in a battle that was as brutal as it was exciting, leaving Donnie Roc’s feathers singed and battered.

At first, it seemed as if Donnie Roc might have the upper hand, as he charged forward at breakneck speed and slammed into Cockmeat Sammich with incredible force. But Cockmeat Sammich was quick to recover and counter-attack, pouring Bob’s Burninator’s scorching oil all over Donnie Roc and igniting it, leaving him burnt to a crisp.

Despite this setback, Donnie Roc refused to back down, and continued to fight with all his strength. He even managed to land a powerful blow on Cockmeat Sammich, leaving a massive dent in the ground. But Cockmeat Sammich was undeterred, and responded with an incredible display of magical prowess, summoning a giant meteor from the sky and crushing Donnie Roc with apocalyptic force.

In the end, despite his valiant efforts, Donnie Roc was no match for Cockmeat Sammich’s skill and determination. With blood pouring from his nose and his feathers in disarray, Donnie Roc had no choice but to concede defeat to his worthy opponent. And so, Cockmeat Sammich emerged victorious from the fantasy battle, a true champion of the arena.

- Battle Log -
Cockmeat Sammich pours Bob's Burninator's scorching oil all over Donnie Roc, then ignites it! They're burnt to a crisp! (-17) Donnie Roc charges forward at breakneck speed and slams into Cockmeat Sammich with incredible force, leaving a massive dent in the ground. (-3) Cockmeat Sammich summons a giant meteor from the sky, crashing it down on Donnie Roc with apocalyptic force! (-23) Donnie Roc's nose is bleeding... (-5) Cockmeat Sammich is victorious against Donnie Roc! Block Height - 17120215 Battle Hash - f1f37f56f2d1ebac6a11bb67f59ad323e0e9a4f741a2246a71b5e840b0c459c1