The battle between Cockmeat Sammich and Donnie Roc was one for the ages, a clash between two fierce and determined combatants. Cockmeat Sammich came out the victor in a battle that was as brutal as it was exciting, leaving Donnie Roc’s feathers singed and battered.

At first, it seemed as if Donnie Roc might have the upper hand, as he charged forward at breakneck speed and slammed into Cockmeat Sammich with incredible force. But Cockmeat Sammich was quick to recover and counter-attack, pouring Bob’s Burninator’s scorching oil all over Donnie Roc and igniting it, leaving him burnt to a crisp.

Despite this setback, Donnie Roc refused to back down, and continued to fight with all his strength. He even managed to land a powerful blow on Cockmeat Sammich, leaving a massive dent in the ground. But Cockmeat Sammich was undeterred, and responded with an incredible display of magical prowess, summoning a giant meteor from the sky and crushing Donnie Roc with apocalyptic force.

In the end, despite his valiant efforts, Donnie Roc was no match for Cockmeat Sammich’s skill and determination. With blood pouring from his nose and his feathers in disarray, Donnie Roc had no choice but to concede defeat to his worthy opponent. And so, Cockmeat Sammich emerged victorious from the fantasy battle, a true champion of the arena.