Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background hunters-med-pack
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Benedict CummerCock
Wins - 6
Losses - 6
Total Bets: 10000
Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background bobs-burninator
Kona Joe
Wins - 10
Losses - 7
Total Bets: 500100
Kona Joe won the fight!
- Summary -

The battle between these two chickens was intense, to say the least. At first, it seemed that Benedict CummerCock had the upper hand, tapping away at Kona Joe in a relentless attack that left the other chicken reeling. However, Kona Joe was not one to give up easily, and he fought back with all the ferocity of a wild animal.

In a surprise move, Kona Joe launched himself at Benedict CummerCock, attacking his eyes and face with a flurry of pecks that left the other chicken blinded and bleeding. Despite his injuries, Benedict CummerCock refused to go down without a fight, and continued to tap away at Kona Joe with all his strength.

It was at this point that Kona Joe underwent a dramatic transformation, growing to several times his normal size and crushing Benedict CummerCock underfoot with a mighty roar. The fight was over almost as soon as it began, and Kona Joe emerged victorious from the fray.

Despite the brutal nature of the fight, it was clear that both chickens had given it their all, battling it out until there was nothing left to give. In the end, however, Kona Joe was the one left standing, having proven himself to be the stronger and more determined of the two combatants.

- Battle Log -
Kona Joe pecks the F out of Benedict CummerCock's eyes & face till they can't see anything but red! (-32) Benedict CummerCock is tapping the living shit out of Kona Joe! The frustration is building, death by annoying tapping... (-7) With a fierce roar, Kona Joe transforms into a giant, crushing Benedict CummerCock underfoot! (-40) Kona Joe is triumphant! Block Height - 17106215 Battle Hash - afb72c1485bd63ffd1d1788c17ef06db23a1ca9e03176f470ad6872f1d19acdf