In this intense fantasy battle, the two chickens, Smackdown and Cockodile Dundee, were engaged in a fierce fight, each trying to dominate the other. Smackdown started off strong, throwing radioactive eggs in Cockodile Dundee’s face and causing him to bleed from his eyes. But Cockodile Dundee retaliated quickly with lightning-fast jabs, leaving Smackdown disoriented and confused.

As the fight continued, each chicken dealt heavy blows to the other. Smackdown had a nasty gash that was bleeding, while Cockodile Dundee suffered a devastating blow when Smackdown hit him with brass knuckles and smashed his cock off. However, Cockodile Dundee was not one to be easily defeated. He threw NAIR all over Smackdown, causing feathers to fall off and revealing his bare ass - a humiliating sight to say the least.

Despite Smackdown’s valiant efforts, Cockodile Dundee emerged as the victor. The fight was hard-fought, but ultimately Cockodile Dundee emerged as the stronger of the two. The final line, “Cockodile Dundee wins and is worth more than Cardano!” highlights just how valuable this chicken has become in the eyes of those who witnessed his impressive victory.