Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background bucket-helmet
El paraco
Wins - 6
Losses - 7
Total Bets: 100
Item Background paper-cutter
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Cockmeat Sammich
Wins - 7
Losses - 4
Total Bets: 1000000
Cockmeat Sammich won the fight!
- Summary -

In this epic battle between two ferocious chickens, Cockmeat Sammich emerged victorious. The fight seemed evenly matched for a while, with both chickens landing powerful blows on each other. However, Cockmeat Sammich had some sneaky moves up his sleeve that ultimately gave him the upper hand.

El paraco attempted a rear naked choke but couldn’t quite get it locked in. Meanwhile, Cockmeat Sammich was dealing with a nasty gash that was bleeding profusely. Despite this setback, he managed to shake it off and land a powerful blow on El paraco, leaving him reeling.

El paraco tried to turn the tide of the battle with a massive shockwave created by burying his beak deep into the ground, but it only managed to knock Cockmeat Sammich off balance. The latter was left with a bleeding nose but quickly retaliated by hitting El paraco with brass knuckles and smashing his cock off.

This proved to be the final blow, as El paraco was left bleeding heavily from a deep wound. Cockmeat Sammich emerged victorious and ready to take on his next opponent, having proven himself to be the superior chicken in this fantasy battle.

- Battle Log -
Cockmeat Sammich hammer throws the Bird Brained Flail at El paraco and they fly into oblivion! (-5) El paraco climbs around Cockmeat Sammich and tries for a rear naked choke! (-2) Cockmeat Sammich has a nasty gash that is bleeding... (-5) Cockmeat Sammich lands a powerful blow that leaves El paraco reeling! (-5) El paraco's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) El paraco buries their beak deep into the ground and creates a massive shockwave that knocks Cockmeat Sammich off balance. (-2) Cockmeat Sammich's nose is bleeding... (-5) Cockmeat Sammich hits El paraco with brass knuckles and smashes his cock off! (-5) El paraco is bleeding profusely from a deep wound... (-15) Cockmeat Sammich wins and awaiting his next opponent! Block Height - 17088403 Battle Hash - a4aaba51cde41eacba0c6252ca1c71b1bb2d70f3a16094eb96a06ecd55b724f3