The battle between Jeff Lebowski and Nevermind the BuzzCocks was an intense one from the start. It began with Jeff spitting at Nevermind, causing him to bleed. Nevermind retaliated swiftly, using lightning-fast pecks to attack Jeff. He managed to land a few solid blows, but Jeff wasn’t ready to give up just yet. With a powerful swing of his Golden Tenderizer, Jeff dealt a critical hit to Nevermind, leaving him with a wound that slowly bled.
Nevermind was quick to recover, though, and he pecked viciously at Jeff’s wings, causing some nasty damage. In a turn of events, Nevermind then swiftly applied a tourniquet to Jeff, preventing him from bleeding out. With that, the match was over, and Nevermind had emerged victorious, taking all the Tendies with his win.
Overall, the battle was a fierce one, with both chickens fighting hard to come out on top. While Jeff had some early successes, Nevermind’s quick reflexes and devastating pecks proved too much for him in the end. All in all, it was a battle to remember, and Nevermind the BuzzCocks emerged as the clear winner.
Jeff Lebowski cock spits at Nevermind the BuzzCocks...! (-4)
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... bled... (-5)
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... uses its beak to jab Jeff Lebowski with lightning-fast pecks. (-15)
Jeff Lebowski lands a devastating blow with the Golden Tenderizer! (-9)
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5)
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... pecked into the wings of Jeff Lebowski. Oh, It's nasty! Nevermind the BuzzCocks... just applied the tourniquet, Jeff Lebowski is bleeding out. What a nasty TURN of events, pun intended! (-30)
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has taken all the Tendies with this win!
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Battle Hash - 79a418adf954730aadc89aa9a0ccac0dc1161c017dc47a7fa74db21dd822d192