In this fantasy battle between two feathered combatants, El Pollo Loko and Cockodile Dundee, it was a constant back and forth struggle. El Pollo Loko opened the fight with a brutal hit, smashing Dundee’s cock with brass knuckles. Undeterred, Dundee charged back into the fray and began poking El Pollo Loko with his spiky head, leaving a wound that was sure to hurt.
Despite his injury, El Pollo Loko came back with a vengeance and delivered a critical strike that sent Dundee flying. The fight seemed to be turning in Loko’s favor, but Dundee refused to go down without a fight. Using the Bird Brained Flail as a makeshift slingshot, he launched Loko into the air and caused him to take a serious cut, leaving him badly wounded and gushing blood.
In the end, it was Dundee who emerged victorious, finally putting El Pollo Loko in the ground. Despite a valiant effort from both chickens, it was Dundee who had the strength, tenacity, and skill to come out on top.
El Pollo Loko hits Cockodile Dundee with brass knuckles and smashes his cock off! (-18)
Cockodile Dundee is poking El Pollo Loko with his spiky head. Bet this is the worst head he's ever received! (-8)
El Pollo Loko has a deep cut that is bleeding rapidly... (-15)
El Pollo Loko delivers a critical strike that sends Cockodile Dundee flying! (-18)
Cockodile Dundee is bleeding from a laceration... (-5)
Cockodile Dundee flings the Bird Brained Flail like a slingshot, launching El Pollo Loko into the air! (-8)
El Pollo Loko has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-15)
Cockodile Dundee has put El Pollo Loko 6 feet under!
Block Height - 17074866
Battle Hash - 1790ed29d1ab4d74a112b34cc15b933c4c6bcb26def7e0110d605702c18a167e