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Item Background bobs-burninator
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Dennis Birdkamp
Wins - 91
Losses - 76
Total Bets: 50100
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Item Background bobs-burninator
Item Background bucket-helmet
El paraco
Wins - 6
Losses - 7
Total Bets: 50100
El paraco won the fight!
- Summary -

The battle between El paraco and Dennis Birdkamp was an intense one. El paraco started off strong with a powerful shoulder charge that sent Dennis Birdkamp reeling. However, Dennis Birdkamp responded with a vicious pimp slap that left El paraco dazed and confused.

But El paraco was not one to stay down for long. He launched a surprise attack using glyphosate sprayed GMO corn, which caused Dennis Birdkamp to scream out in agony. Despite his wounds, Dennis Birdkamp fought on and retaliated with a scorching-hot gout of oil from Bob’s Burninator, which sent El paraco staggering backward.

El paraco, however, was not out of tricks yet. He sprayed a scalding-hot stream from Bob’s Burninator, leaving Dennis Birdkamp sizzling and smoking. Dennis Birdkamp was undeterred, but his wounds were beginning to catch up with him. He had a major laceration that was bleeding profusely, and he was beginning to tire.

In the end, it was El paraco who emerged as the victor, having dealt the final blow that left Dennis Birdkamp defeated. The battle had been long and grueling, but El paraco had emerged triumphant, standing tall and proud against his opponent.

- Battle Log -
El paraco charges forward and drives Dennis Birdkamp back with a mighty shoulder charge. (-7) Dennis Birdkamp is bleeding from a shallow wound... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp lands the all mighty 'Pimp Slap'. He has El paraco so dazed he's about to make him turn tricks for Tendies! (-9) El paraco spits glyphosate sprayed GMO corn into Dennis Birdkamp's face! You could hear the screams a mile away! "No, not that, anything but Monsanto!" (-11) Dennis Birdkamp has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5) Dennis Birdkamp unleashes a scorching-hot gout of oil from Bob's Burninator, sending El paraco staggering backward! (-12) El paraco sprays a scalding-hot stream from Bob's Burninator, leaving Dennis Birdkamp sizzling and smoking! (-14) Dennis Birdkamp has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-10) El paraco has won the match! Block Height - 17062863 Battle Hash - ce2e43f06045da95e8aeb194b6e3d75d84500301c515a4d29303c23139cbe66e