In the center of the barnyard, the two roosters faced each other with feathers ruffled and beaks poised for combat. Big Black Cock’s long, sharp spurs gleamed in the sun as he launched forward, successfully plucking a few of The Dude’s feathers in the process. But The Dude was quick, much quicker than his opponent anticipated, and before long he was darting around Big Black Cock, unleashing jabs so quick and precise that the other bird could barely keep up.

The tide began to turn when Big Black Cock landed a mighty blow, slamming his Bird Brained Flail into the ground with such force that the whole earth trembled. The Dude staggered back, temporarily disoriented, and Big Black Cock took advantage of the moment to give him a powerful kick. But it wasn’t enough to take The Dude down, and soon he was clambering up the other rooster’s body, trying for a submission hold.

Their beaks locked together in a fierce struggle, the two roosters battled on. Blood began to flow, and deep cuts began to form, but neither bird would back down. It was a brutal fight, one wrought with violence and determination. In the end, however, it was The Dude who emerged as the victor, striking Big Black Cock with such force that his opponent’s beak pierced the back of his head. The black bird fell, his wounds too great to bear. The Dude stood triumphantly above him, the king of the barnyard for another day.