The two chickens began the battle with a fierce energy, Jimmy Weeb using Bob’s Burninator to drench Foghorn Cockhorn in super-heated oil. Despite the damage, Foghorn Cockhorn managed to fight back, inflicting a deep cut upon his opponent. The battle raged on, and Foghorn Cockhorn proved to be the more cunning of the two, rubbing spice in Jimmy Weeb’s eyes and asking him the age-old question: which came first, the chicken or the egg? The taunt proved too much for Jimmy Weeb, and he began to stutter and falter, his head feeling like it was about to explode.

As the fight continued, both chickens suffered major injuries. Jimmy Weeb bore a significant laceration that refused to stop bleeding, while Foghorn Cockhorn had multiple wounds, including the initial deep cut and burns from the super-heated oil. Yet through it all, Foghorn Cockhorn fought on, never losing his confidence or his swagger.

In the end, it was Foghorn Cockhorn who emerged victorious, bringing shame to Jimmy Weeb’s entire flock. Though the fight had been brutal and drawn-out, Foghorn Cockhorn had proven that he was the superior chicken, both in terms of physical prowess and mental acuity. As he strutted away from the battleground, he knew that he had cemented his place in chicken lore forever.