Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
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Paul Rizzo
Wins - 11
Losses - 18
Total Bets: 123456789
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Item Background golden-tenderizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Employee of the Month
Wins - 117
Losses - 86
Total Bets: 100100
Employee of the Month won the fight!
- Summary -

In the middle of the barnyard, two roosters faced off against each other. Paul Rizzo and Employee of the Month circled each other, feathers bristling as they determinedly eyed their opponent. Suddenly, Paul Rizzo made the first move, sweeping Employee of the Month’s feet out from under him. As he fell, Employee of the Month managed to catch Paul Rizzo’s cockeye with his claws, causing blood to spill down his face.

However, it was not long before Employee of the Month was reciprocating the blows. Throwing himself forward, he swept Paul Rizzo’s cockfeet out from under him, causing him to fall heavily on his backside. Paul Rizzo’s eyes were wild as he tried to right himself and retaliate against his opponent. He swooped down and pecked savagely at Employee of the Month, managing to land a heavy blow that made the other rooster bleed from a shallow wound.

Despite that initial success, it was not long before Paul Rizzo was in trouble. With a sudden burst of energy, Employee of the Month unleashed a flurry of razor-sharp blades that hit Paul Rizzo like a ton of bricks. The force of the attack was so great that Paul Rizzo was left with a serious cut that gushed blood. Employee of the Month saw his chance and went in for the kill, cooking his opponent until he was well done. As the fight ended, Employee of the Month stood proud, crowing triumphantly as his opponent lay defeated on the ground.

- Battle Log -
Paul Rizzo sweeps Employee of the Month's feet! (-12) Employee of the Month is bleeding... (-5) Employee of the Month sweeps Paul Rizzo cockfeet and falls on its cockbutt! (-29) Paul Rizzo's eye is bleeding... (-5) Paul Rizzo swoops down and delivers a vicious peck to Employee of the Month. (-12) Employee of the Month is bleeding from a shallow wound... (-5) Employee of the Month unleashes a swarm of razor-sharp blades that slice through Paul Rizzo like butter! (-30) Paul Rizzo has a serious cut that is gushing blood... (-10) Employee of the Month has cooked Paul Rizzo well done! Block Height - 16956036 Battle Hash - 685d304a88444876f8e4ea1c0d7195fd89cfdc80db75673780feebe49264d1b4