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Uncircumsized Samoan
Wins - 7
Losses - 11
Total Bets: 10000
Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background golden-tenderizer
Wins - 29
Losses - 20
Total Bets: 5000100
Charlie won the fight!
- Summary -

The fantasy battle between Uncircumcised Samoan and Charlie was intense and fierce. The two chickens were fighting for their honor, determined to come out on top. The battle started off with Uncircumcised Samoan summoning a massive tidal wave that crashed down on Charlie, leaving him reeling from the attack.

However, Charlie was quick to recover and retaliated with a barrage of eggs aimed at Uncircumcised Samoan’s eyes. The trick worked, leaving Uncircumcised Samoan momentarily blinded and giving Charlie an opening to strike. Charlie managed to land a few scratches on his opponent, causing significant damage.

Uncircumcised Samoan didn’t give up easily, striking back with incredible speed and precision. He managed to land a few good hits on Charlie, leaving him unable to react. However, Charlie refused to back down and used a quick flurry of scratches to overwhelm his opponent.

The battle was taking its toll on both chickens, as evidenced by their injuries. They were both bleeding and battered from the fight, but they refused to give up. In the end, it was Charlie who emerged victorious, having achieved victory for the flock.

Overall, the fight was brutal and intense, with both chickens giving it their all. However, Charlie managed to out-fight Uncircumcised Samoan and came out on top. His quick thinking and agility proved to be too much for his opponent, and Charlie emerged as the champion of the battle.

- Battle Log -
With a flick of the wrist, Uncircumsized Samoan summons a massive tidal wave that crashes down on Charlie! (-6) Charlie throws eggs at Uncircumsized Samoan's eyes! (-11) Uncircumsized Samoan bled... (-5) Uncircumsized Samoan strikes with incredible speed and precision, leaving Charlie unable to react! (-6) Charlie uses a quick flurry of scratches to overwhelm Uncircumsized Samoan. (-12) Uncircumsized Samoan has a nasty gash that is bleeding... (-5) Charlie has achieved victory for the flock! Block Height - 16958053 Battle Hash - 6afee13cce350f06c63a2d4965e113b74510a4018583efbac4706af7262f90fb