Item Background lobotomizer
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Junkyard Cock
Wins - 29
Losses - 27
Total Bets: 100
Item Background hunters-med-pack
Item Background wishbone-shiv
Item Background bobs-burninator
Nevermind the BuzzCocks...
Wins - 105
Losses - 90
Total Bets: 100
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... won the fight!
- Summary -

The battle between the two chickens was intense and fierce. Nevermind the BuzzCocks… opened with a powerful attack, launching a ball of searing-hot oil from Bob’s Burninator that struck Junkyard Cock with explosive force. The hit left the Junkyard Cock bleeding from a shallow cut, but it was still ready to fight.

Junkyard Cock launched a sneaky counter-attack, rubbing spice in Nevermind the BuzzCocks…’s eyes and taunting him with a timeless question about chicken and eggs. The attack stunned Nevermind the BuzzCocks… and left him reeling, as his head began to feel like it was exploding.

Despite the setback, Nevermind the BuzzCocks… was not one to back down. He charged straight at Junkyard Cock, ramming into him with all his might. The force of the blow sent the Junkyard Cock stumbling, and its wound began bleeding more heavily.

However, it wasn’t enough to turn the tide of the battle. Eventually, Nevermind the BuzzCocks… was able to deliver a powerful, crushing blow that left Junkyard Cock defeated and crushed. In the end, it was a hard-earned victory for Nevermind the BuzzCocks…, who emerged victorious from the brutal fantasy battle.

- Battle Log -
Nevermind the BuzzCocks... hurls a ball of searing-hot oil from Bob's Burninator, striking Junkyard Cock with explosive force! (-19) Junkyard Cock is bleeding from a shallow cut... (-5) Junkyard Cock rubs spice in Nevermind the BuzzCocks...’s eyes and then asks him which came first the chicken or the egg? Nevermind the BuzzCocks...’s head is beginning to explode! (-22) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... rams into Junkyard Cock with all its might. (-26) Junkyard Cock's wound is bleeding heavily... (-10) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has crushed Junkyard Cock! Block Height - 16949857 Battle Hash - 983e80d1d01f0f795324aa7fb83931bd93a8443991bda6ba00e142aff1ee85c0