Item Background mr-thornies-armguards
Item Background blue-bulls
Item Background bobs-burninator
Uncircumsized Samoan
Wins - 7
Losses - 11
Total Bets: 10110000
Item Background secret-recipe
Item Background kitchen-flame-mask
Item Background bird-brained-flail
Wins - 68
Losses - 48
Total Bets: 1000050100
Dank won the fight!
- Summary -

In a fierce battle of beaks and feathers, two chickens faced off in an epic showdown. Uncircumcised Samoan charged at Dank with reckless abandon, ramming into them with all of their might, but Dank was ready. They charged up energy, unleashing a powerful blast that left Uncircumcised Samoan smoldering in the aftermath.

However, Uncircumcised Samoan wasn’t one to back down so easily. They flailed their wings so hard that they created a massive gust of wind that sent Dank tumbling backwards. Dank was left with a wound that was bleeding slowly, but they weren’t going to give up just yet.

Dank rallied, striking Uncircumcised Samoan with a powerful blow that left them reeling. Uncircumcised Samoan’s wound began to bleed heavily, but they weren’t going to be so easily defeated. They covered Dank in a thick layer of burning oil, causing them to writhe in pain from the intense heat.

Dank’s wound was bleeding heavily, but they refused to give up. They reached deep inside themselves, spitting out an eyeball at Uncircumcised Samoan, stunning them and causing their wound to bleed even more heavily. In the end, Dank emerged victorious, having dominated Uncircumcised Samoan in an epic display of poultry prowess.

- Battle Log -
Uncircumsized Samoan rams into Dank with all its might. (-2) Dank charges up energy in their beak and releases a powerful blast that leaves Uncircumsized Samoan smoldering. (-4) Uncircumsized Samoan flaps their wings so hard that they create a massive gust of wind that sends Dank tumbling backwards. (-2) Dank has a wound that is bleeding slowly... (-5) Dank hits Uncircumsized Samoan! (-4) Uncircumsized Samoan's wound is bleeding heavily... (-15) Uncircumsized Samoan covers Dank in a thick layer of burning oil from Bob's Burninator, making them feel like they're on fire! (-2) Dank's wound is bleeding heavily... (-10) Dank violently spits an eyeball at Uncircumsized Samoan. Where did that come from? Just look at Uncircumsized Samoan’s stunned face! Epic! (-4) Uncircumsized Samoan's wound is bleeding heavily... (-20) Dank has dominated his bitchass! Block Height - 16945251 Battle Hash - 0c9aefa1cb094e648bcc5ac44dbd849a773a32c68a26c8e20a4d534d86827eb8