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Seen-Shit Sam

A journalist who has documented countless horrific stories in the past, Sam is not a cock to mess with.

The stories he tells from his real life experiences only serve to terrify all chicken-kind, even causing clinical depression to those who have listened in some cases.

While he may seem harmless, Sam's hardiness and brawn is unmatched. No doubt a testament to all the cases he has survived and lived to tell the tale from.

Again, this is NOT a cock you want to mess with.

Wins - 2
Losses - 4

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