Huevon

Huevon was born in Spain but came to the U.S. seeking political asylum. He had been a very vocal activist supporting eating chicken and as such was targeted by PETA and charged with cannibalism. He left his wife, Omelette, behind, but she was too good for him anyway. Now he works at Popeye's and partakes in psychodelic cock fights on the side in exchange for tendies.