Dead Ed the Punk Rock Cock

Eddie grew up in the seedy punk rock scene where he headlined his own punk rock band, "the McFuggits". Everything was going fine until one show he stage dived into a rowdy mosh pit and got his head cut off with a broken bottle of hot sauce. But that didn't stop Dead Ed, he just stuck his head back on and kept rocking the F*#K out.

Always chasing down the next thrill, Dead Ed has started professionally fighting in the cock rings of the Super Fried Circuit. His fighting style resembles his time spent in the mosh pits, consisting of a lot of flailing around and head banging.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Let's get ready to Rock out with your Cocks out!!!