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Nevermind the BuzzCocks...
Wins - 105
Losses - 90
Total Bets: 100100100
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Bruno Bagado
Wins - 36
Losses - 26
Total Bets: 100
Bruno Bagado won the fight!
- Summary -

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the spectacle that is SFC’s Fight Club! Tonight, we’re bringing you a wild, psychedelic contest that’s sure to leave your minds blown and your hearts racing. In the red corner, packing an impressive record of 102 wins and 84 losses, we have the fearsome fowl known as Nevermind the BuzzCocks! And in the blue corner, with a formidable record of 30 wins and 26 losses, the Barstow barnstormer himself, Bruno Bagado! Are you ready for a fight that’ll send your senses spiraling out of control? Buckle up, because we’re in for an electrifying ride!

The battle begins with a heart-stopping display of brutality, as Bruno Bagado delivers a devastating critical hit that sends Nevermind the BuzzCocks flying across the psychedelic colosseum! The crowd gasps as Nevermind the BuzzCocks tries to recover, blood coursing down their feathers (-5). But this is no ordinary chicken - Nevermind the BuzzCocks bounces back and, with a sizzling flash, sears Bruno Bagado’s face with Bob’s Burninator! The air is thick with the scent of charred black chicken soup as the crowd roars in response (-4).

Not to be outdone, Bruno Bagado taps into his own fiery fury, igniting a blazing torrent from Bob’s Burninator and engulfing Nevermind the BuzzCocks in a scorching inferno! The crowd’s eyes widen as they witness the sheer power radiating from the blazing Bruno Bagado (-6). Nevermind the BuzzCocks struggles to catch their breath, blood pouring from a severe gash, their strength wavering (-10).

With desperation in their eyes, Nevermind the BuzzCocks charges again, determined to win the battle and prove their mettle against their fearsome opponent (-4). But Bruno Bagado is a force to be reckoned with; he charges forward and drives Nevermind the BuzzCocks back with a mighty shoulder charge, his sheer strength laying a heavy blow against the wounded warrior (-6). The crowd watches in awe as Nevermind the BuzzCocks reels from the impact, a major laceration bleeding profusely (-15).

And just like that, folks, the tides have turned! Bruno Bagado has emerged victorious, making Barstow proud and putting on a display of ferocity and fiery determination that will go down in SFC Fight Club history! Let’s hear it for our champion, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only… Bruno Bagado! Long may he reign in the hallowed halls of the Super Fried Chicken Fight Club!

- Battle Log -
Bruno Bagado delivers a devastating critical hit that sends Nevermind the BuzzCocks... flying! (-6) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... is losing blood... (-5) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... sears Bruno Bagado's face with Bob's Burninator! Didn't know we charred black chicken soup here! (-4) Bruno Bagado ignites a blazing torrent from Bob's Burninator, engulfing Nevermind the BuzzCocks... in a scorching inferno! (-6) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... is bleeding from a severe gash... (-10) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... charges again, determined to win the battle (-4) Bruno Bagado charges forward and drives Nevermind the BuzzCocks... back with a mighty shoulder charge. (-6) Nevermind the BuzzCocks... has a major laceration that is bleeding... (-15) Bruno Bagado has made Barstow proud! Block Height - 17266348 Battle Hash - dec9f8e3b6368b9371ea7c67b33cdf949369034fa5bd6ce1016a43dafbfcdfcc